Dear Lazybones fans.  Are you confused about what god is the true god?  Lazybones has the answer.  What if Jesus was really a superintelligent alien robot sent to earth to destroy us?  What if the killing of Jesus was done to save the human race?  Wouldn't that make the jews our saviors rather than our enemies?  Believe it folks, it's true!  If you see a person on the street wearing a yarmulke, shake their hand and praise them for saving our way of life.  Maybe even buy them beer or a glass of manischewitz.  Spread the word!!!

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