Oh my Zeenu!! The King of Pop has transcended his body and moved into
the collective stew of souls. This is truly a sad day. LZB's spiritual
advisor has suggested that we pay homage to this strange, square
nosed, little man. So this Friday Jun26th @ ToST we will do just that.
Be sure to catch this awe inspiring tribute live. Also for those of
you who choose to run as a form of entertainment, you can see us at
The Rock n Roll Marathon. This is the largest of it's kind in Seattle
history. Sat June 27th @7:40am. The fate of Lazybones now dangles in
the balance, maybe with MJ out of the way they can finally crack the
seal. Now is the time for LZB fans across the globe to stand up and
let their voices be heard. LZB is listening and we want to hear from
you. We will have special blog updates, and tweets during the show so
stay tuned. Peace and Love. May Zeenu be with you.

Bictor Freypool

Music murder happened last night in Ballard central.  I'd go as far as to say it was a mass slaying.  I don't remember all the details but...I do remember seeing Brett with an axe and Jerome with a death stare.  I must have been spared because when I woke up this morning, I still had my dignity.

...Oh what a morning...such a beautiful life...

Bar bill from the night before=lots of $$$

Financial debt=lots of $$$

Having a 'home away from home' a.k.a. Brett's livingroom chair=PRICELESS! 

...and as i awoke on this glorious and much celebrated day...to the sound of Brett's morning cigarette/hacking routine...and the faint memory of budwieser cans dancing about  the middle of the street after the case 'jumped out of my hand'...I paused...and paused...and then paused some more... 

Peicing together the wreckage of this often non-glamourous life...i do with a smile...being thankful for all the blesssings around me...and I am...i laugh...at myself...and wonder...

Why the hell is there burrito encrusted and stuck all over my mustache and beard?

Dear Lazybones fans.  Are you confused about what god is the true god?  Lazybones has the answer.  What if Jesus was really a superintelligent alien robot sent to earth to destroy us?  What if the killing of Jesus was done to save the human race?  Wouldn't that make the jews our saviors rather than our enemies?  Believe it folks, it's true!  If you see a person on the street wearing a yarmulke, shake their hand and praise them for saving our way of life.  Maybe even buy them beer or a glass of manischewitz.  Spread the word!!!

END COMMUNICATION

Lazybones is back in the studio, 66 Jams North Bend to be exact, working on making sound.  Look out for the album which should drop in good time.  WAR!