Music murder happened last night in Ballard central.  I'd go as far as to say it was a mass slaying.  I don't remember all the details but...I do remember seeing Brett with an axe and Jerome with a death stare.  I must have been spared because when I woke up this morning, I still had my dignity.

...Oh what a morning...such a beautiful life...

Bar bill from the night before=lots of $$$

Financial debt=lots of $$$

Having a 'home away from home' a.k.a. Brett's livingroom chair=PRICELESS! 

...and as i awoke on this glorious and much celebrated day...to the sound of Brett's morning cigarette/hacking routine...and the faint memory of budwieser cans dancing about  the middle of the street after the case 'jumped out of my hand'...I paused...and paused...and then paused some more... 

Peicing together the wreckage of this often non-glamourous life...i do with a smile...being thankful for all the blesssings around me...and I am...i laugh...at myself...and wonder...

Why the hell is there burrito encrusted and stuck all over my mustache and beard?

Dear Lazybones fans.  Are you confused about what god is the true god?  Lazybones has the answer.  What if Jesus was really a superintelligent alien robot sent to earth to destroy us?  What if the killing of Jesus was done to save the human race?  Wouldn't that make the jews our saviors rather than our enemies?  Believe it folks, it's true!  If you see a person on the street wearing a yarmulke, shake their hand and praise them for saving our way of life.  Maybe even buy them beer or a glass of manischewitz.  Spread the word!!!

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